26 Jul 2012

Things you can do when have no Internet Connection

Here is a list of things you can do when have no Internet Connection. I know its hard to live without internet but what else if it isn't an option.
  • Open  videos and images using notepad
  • Open a blank page in your browser and repeatedly press F5
  • Synchronize all the watches you have
  • Ask yourself why you didn't just go to an Internet cafe
  • Create your own black book
  • List all your friends and family members in it
  • Roast marshmallows
  • Go to a mall and sit on a bench while staring at a fixed point for the whole day
  • Watch Titanic for the 15th time
  • Buy a metro pass and keep going back and forth all day long
  • Write an eBook
  • Watch the news
  • Invite friends over
  • Call your Internet provider
  • Comb your hair
  • Count the number of cars that pass by Your window each minute
  • Treat yourself to a fancy dinner
  • Take a shower
  • Blame Politics and Global Warming
  • Open the registry and delete all the entries starting with the letter 'a'
  • Call a friend and ask him what to do
  • Try renaming a folder into 'con'
  • Make a prank call
  • Mow the lawn
  • Go to a zoo
  • Uninstall useless programs taking up valuable space
  • Learn how to make an HTML webpage
  • Wash your car
  • Get in your car and keep driving till you run out of gas
  • Meditate
  • Just lay back and chill
  • Play some sports
  • Arrange your library using the Dewey Decimal System
  • Watch TV
  • Give out free hugs
  • Get in touch with old friends
  • Read a book
  • Learn how to cook
  • Write in a journal
  • Organize your documents
  • Mess around with Photoshop
  • Watch a movie
  • Bake fudge brownies
  • Go to the gym
  • Rename your collection of 10,000 photos
  • Go swimming
  • Play solitaire
  • Cry desperately
  • Think up a clever list of comebacks for your teacher/boss
  • Rearrange your desktop icons
  • Teach your old dog new tricks
  • Hide behind bushes and scare people
  • Smile at a random person on the street
  • Do Your homework
  • Look in the mirror and try to act cool
  • Read a newspaper
  • Play a board game
  • Call your Internet provider
  • Arrange your TV channels
  • Play the pre-installed games on your mobile
  • Eat something
  • Find out what all the buttons on your keyboard do
  • Open a dictionary and learn 100 new words
  • Go outside and take pictures of random people
  • Play racing games and lose the race on purpose, every time
  • Make an HTML webpage
  • Study for an upcoming exam
  • Clean up your garage
  • Walk around town
  • Go to the beach
  • Count from 1 to a million
  • Clean all the monitors around your house
  • Organize your bookmarks
  • Figure out the meaning of life
  • Look through your old yearbooks
  • Visit a graveyard
  • Learn how to dance
  • Drink 8 cups of water
  • Lie in the grass and watch the clouds
  • Update your address book
  • Have a nap
  • Have a picnic
  • Go jogging
  • Defragment your hard drive
  • Tidy up your room
  • Learn how to touch type
  • Learn a card trick
" Human body can live 7 days without food but we can't live 7 mins without Internet"

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